Director: Jesse Dayton | 2013
Summary: After people lost their houses, other possessions, pets and even loved ones in hurricane Katrina, eventually there had to come a moment when someone had the bad idea of using it in a movie. A zombie movie. Of course not everybody is equipped with some form of good taste, so it’s up to you if you think something good could have come out of this.
Unfortunately, it hasn’t. Let me fill you in on the story for a bit first: to help people relax after the stressful events that the disaster brought with it, a pharmaceutical company hooks them up with some sort of chill-pill. So far, nothing strange, pharmaceutical companies are like that, they’ll sell their mother for a profit. But then the movie starts and everything, yes everything that occurs, the radio-dj who warns against the pills, the blues musician who’s parents are eaten, the lesbian burlesque girls who are security guards, everything is complete and utter bullshit! BULLSHIT!!! CRAP!!! MANURE!!! What a piece of junk! Incredible! Nothing good about it! LOL! I still can’t believe how much of a turd this thing is…
Low lights: Nothing is good about this film. The conversations are so poorly written, the actors have to drink constantly. The action scenes are done so badly, the director must have been in his folding chair and said: “Sound….. Camera….. and SUCK!”.
Zombie facts: If your brain starts to deteriorate from the drugs, one of your eyes gets a weird colour. Just one. If you have two weird eyes, you’re a zombie. Then you can run around and scream or have horsey back rides with your dealer boyfriend.
Splatter factor: “Huh huh, let’s have one zombie bite her in the crotch, cuz, huh huh, she’s a lesbian, huh huh, get it? Eat pussy? Huh huh!” Sjeez, how old are these guys? 12?
Odd?: Odd that there were actually people making this thing. I’m all for making stuff, you know, creative wise, but sometimes you have to stop and wonder, is it really necessary?
Is this what I want to do? Make a film that sucks so hard it’s beyond believe? You guys should be ashamed of yourself. : )
Zombie commissie 